HARMONY: Heya, Fairbanks! Did you hear? They just elected an all-new, all-different POPE! He's CONSERVATIVE, surprisingly enough. And he's also GERMAN! FAIRBANKS: That's GREAT! Germans are COMPLETELY INFALLIBLE, just like the Pope! Gee, I wonder what he'll be like... HITLER POPE (translated from German): The reign of terror of the liberals are over! I have murdered the man known as John Kerry and taken his head! I hold this head in my hands as I scream! God bless America, yo! FAIRBANKS: That CINCHES it! I'm joining the CATHOLIC CHURCH! HARMONY: I have no idea what you were just imagining, but ME TOO!
